Last week GI looked at the
Babes of survival horror.
This time around, they are taking a look at the female monsters of survival horror that they shouldn't find hot ... but do!
We payed homage to the hottest survival horror babes last week but there are a small group of monsters from this genre that have caught our fancy too. We shouldn't like them. They're evil, often grossly deformed and may not even be female. But it's not our fault the concept artist's gave them appealing features. It toys with our poor minds!
Here are the stand-out monsters that caught our fancy while playing........
Name: Bubble Head Nurses
Game/s: Silent Hill 2
Why they're hot: Each Silent Hill game has it's own interpretation of nurses but today we are talking about our favorite nurses in the series: SH2's nurses. Long legs, skinny waists and large breasts. It's all about the bodies and- as much as it pains us to admit it -these nurses know how to flaunt it. It was hard to focus on bashing their heads with blunt objects while they jiggled around in their miniscule outfits. The only reason these nurses exist is to represent our protagonist James's sexual deprivation and lust. Niiiice.
Why they're not: We can look past the grossly discolored skin and bloodied uniforms, but the mutated facse are pushing it too far for our tastes. Depending on which SH game they appear in, the nurse's heads can resemble the rotted corpse face of a mummy whose skin has fused to it's wrapping or a mouldy mess of mashed potato and bulbous warts.
We prefer our babes to have two eyes, a nose and a mouth.......and not spit blood and bile at us.
Name: Reika Kuze
Game/s: Fatal Frame 3
Why she's hot: Fatal Frame 3 is one of the few games that managed to get away with 100% topless female nudity. And it isn't only a quick glimpse of nipple, this is the game's main antagonist! We actually get to watch slow motion cutscenes revolving around closeups of this woman's body. Yes yes yessss! We also love a strong woman who is able to lift us over her head with one arm!
Reika Kuze is a sweetie too with a backstory so heartwrenching you almost feel sorry for having to destroy her. While she was alive Reika chose to have her body covered with snake and holly tattoos, which are applied to remove the bad memories and emotions from people who come to see her. She wanted to do good for her village and that sentiment warmed our hearts. We didn't want to hurt her, we really didn't.......
Why she's not: Despite her sweetness in life, Reika was a mean bitch in death. After witnessing the murder of her boyfriend, she turned nasty and her spirit vowed that everyone needed to suffer as much as she had during the tattoo process. We're not too keen on suffering. Death by painful cursed tattooes is not our choice way of dying.
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But why all the 'Hot People' Articles?
Don't find any of them to be hot...ok maybe the second one, but not so much.
SH5 Nurses however...that's a different story.
Hello, Alexia...
Your #1 was right on though. I remember the scene where she sort of transforms as she walks downstairs, I was floored by the amazing graphics that the dreamcast had to offer.
Great article!
Also why is Alexia hot? Yes i read it, but I hardly find it hot at all, more like sickening.
*throws up*
So, their supposed to be hot?
They might have boobs, but the whole point of any SH creature is to be grotesque. They're meant to be disgusting, not appealing. :laugh
Well except for SH5's nurses ... they seem to only exist for sex appeal. >_>
I suppose Reika and Umah are okay because they don't have any deformed bits.
But then again, I have a soft spot for Reika. They'e right - It was hard to hate her.