In their "Week of Babes", GamesRadar have listen their
Top 20 Most Overlooked Game Babes.
From Final Fantasy IV's Rydia to Silent Hill's Lisa Garland to Resident Evil's Jill Valentine, this is quite a busy list of little-known, overlooked, or forgotten game babes.
Go to source for full list.
For more of GamesRadar's "Week of Babes", check out their
Top 7 Shower Scenes in Video Games
Some spoilers below:
Lisa Garland (Silent Hill)
Why so overlooked? She’s *bleep*ing dead!
Stephen’s critique: When you’re the ones drooling over fictional game gals made of pixels and polygons, there’s very little room for us to judge any of you, no matter how prone to necrophilia. Lisa Garland? Have at ‘er! Fixate all you want, just know the only appropriate suitor for this freak is Bruce Willis’s character in The Sixth Sense. Oh, sorry - Spoiler: Sixth Sense is one of two tolerable M. Night Shyamalan movies.
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Jeane (Suikoden)
Why so overlooked? This runemistress has a “true form” no human can see, but our sources say Sasquatch.
Stephen’s critique: If you’re going to pop up across more than five titles, just to deliver cryptic nonsense, at least have the balls to do it dressed in tissue paper and a hair tie. Like Jeane. Apparently, she also holds a “Charm Rune” which is rumored to be the force behind her attractiveness. Well that, or the I Dream of Jeanie haircut and visible nips.
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Trish (Devil May Cry)
Why so overlooked? Reminds us of our mother
Stephen’s critique: Blonde. Sort of pretty. Decent rack. But check those scaffolders’ shoulders. And that face. It’s just a bit too angular. Her jaw, it’s just a little too square. She’s got great legs. And fine leather trousers. But you just know she’s got a cock in there.
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Rydia (Final Fantasy IV)
Why so overlooked? Because for twenty years she was just a pile of brutish sprites.
Stephen’s critique: Retro Rydia is a green-haired infant who should sleep in a cot, suck lollipops and excrete unpredictably. Grown-up Rydia is a hotty. She’s certainly worth taking for a turn round the park, followed by a mid-price Italian. She’d have to watch those sleeves in her ravioli mind.
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Jill Valentine (Resident Evil)
Why so overlooked? Her affinity for adolescent head gear gives her a Blossom vibe that the world has long since rejected for its lack of sex appeal.
Stephen’s critique: Jill has been described as “like a big dirty solider but with slightly longer hair, no dick and a set of tits.” And from a physiological perspective this is reasonably accurate. There is, of course, so much more to Jill than just this. I just have no idea what.
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If they were real, they might be nicer, they might give you the time of day, but unless you REALLY appealed to them somehow, they'd be out of your league too >_>
0_O.....*looks again*
They featured Etna! Awesome
Izuna....Now, I never did get the first game....Lol, think about it, not only is she petite and big-breasted, but also apparently a ninja.....Would be rather uncomfortable sneaking around with boobage like that >_>
Yeah, I wonder what Jeane actually looks like? Especially considering she's supposed to be ancient (then again, so is at least one other character in the game, who also appears young).....I hope the devs don't pull a fast one when they're finally done playing around with Jeane >_<
All of these aren't really 'overlooked' (except some of them, like Viewtiful Joe woman)....At least not for the fans of the games/series they're part of...They're just lacking the huge fan following the other 'A-list' game girls have >_>
Jaw- Daisy was overlooked because she was a ripoff of peach
GR- Daisy was overlooked for her me too sorta feel.
same thing. As with everything else.
I have a man to make happy.
really tho, kitana wins.
The one from Rydia..you're kidding right? LOL
What about Cindy from Outbreak?
(what about me?..kay it's a Joke..XD)
If they weren't meant to be oggled, then the game developers wouldn't make characters attractive and scantily-clad in the first place. Duh!
Owned....GG just owned you >_>
Don't like it, then YOU GTFO, neh? You just came here to be troublesome >_
Not like i would actually care if someone was really...well...but besides the point, it was only a joke.