When I was a young boy, I had a simple dream. That dream was to become the world's strongest superhero-cowboy-ninja-astronaut. Eventually discovering that I was physically better suited to, shall we say, a more sedentary lifestyle, I came up with a new, more achievable dream: to beat as many video games as I possibly could before I felt Death's clammy hand on my shoulder. Thankfully it turned out I was pretty good at this, and my current count hovers around 250.