This story amusingly wraps together psychology and the inner self to game playing and what it is you do when you get your hot little hands on a controller.

I really want to nuke Athens.

I know it's possible. Hell, I've watched and rewatched the YouTube videos of the 14-year-olds who've done it in Sid Meier's new game, Civilization Revolution. The guttural roar of the ICBM taking off, the flare of the missile as it arcs slowly across the sky, the terrifying rumble in your Xbox 360 controller as the nuke pulverizes the target: It's awesome. I can't sleep until I've rained that sort of death on the world.

What the hell is wrong with me? There are a lot of ways to win at Civilization Revolution that do not involve taking a happy, peaceful city and reducing it to a smoldering gravesite filled with radioactive trinitite. I could, for example, train my country in brilliant artistry, building Wonders of the World -- a "cultural victory," as it's called. Or I could win by becoming a great economic power, enriching my citizens and the global community.

But no. Every time I plunge into a game, I inevitably choose the most Cro-Magnon, "Hulk smash, Hulk destroy" strategy possible. Or maybe I geek out and try to discover spaceflight before anyone else, so I can outfit my hermetically sealed, glassed-in astronaut city with interstellar warp drives, blur the stars into hyperspace, arrive at Alpha Centauri, encounter alien worlds ... and then try to kill them. Ooooh, you guys back home wanna spend your time carefully building the Hanging Gardens, the Colossus of Rhodes, the Alexandrian Library? Fine. Go for it. Hippies. Me, I'm gonna reach for the goddamn stars, built some kickass mechs, flatten anybody in my way with a molten avalanche of plasma.
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    Spurs_Rule_And_Rock Aug 26, 08
    Try playing armour defence games-you have to destroy things but yet build a miniature civilization at the same time. Or you could just let the dark side come over and destroy the Xbox when the kill your little village-either way.
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    Deathsythe Aug 26, 08
    All the "Civilization" and "Age of..." games bring out my inner child - the one who was hell bent on taking over the world.

    Now that I'm older and more mature I have subsided with just Europe.

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    Bale Fire* Aug 26, 08
    I was thinking more of the Kotor/Mass Effect games. You had a choice of being good or evil their more strongly than an RTS. Basically I think most choose people evil because its not something you can do in real life, its a forbidden fruit so to speak.
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      Deathsythe Aug 28, 08
      Aye, that's the way I was in my first playthrough of Fable, though being a little evil was a small price to pay for having much better armor earlier on.
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    kspiess Aug 26, 08
    I can relate to the guy who wrote that article. Starting a nuclear holocaust was my favorite thing to do in the Civ. series.
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    Big A2* Aug 27, 08
    Civilisation sounds interesting. I might look into it.

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