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Pokemon You Don't Want To Catch!

November 15, 2008 in Blog comments 24

Jack DeVries of ign.com recently went to an event for the upcoming Pokemon game, Pokemon Ranger: Shadows of Almia. While there, he decided for some unknown reason to compile a mental list of the Pokemon you really just don't want to catch, the sort that mentally prevent you from catching them all.

Each Pokemon listed is given a little bit of information (Name, Type, Number and Species) from the Pokedex before a a nice healthy statement of why you don't want to go anywhere near that Pokemon with your balls.

It's no surprise Probopass is on there...

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  • 0
    Miss Razz Nov 15, 08
    Lol. Great article. I got a few laughs out of it.

    Especially loved this line ... "It's like his mom was a giraffe and his dad was a Chain Chomp from Super Mario Bros 3".
  • 0
    Alvaroduck Nov 15, 08
    Combee should be up there.



    Seriously.
  • 0
    Breezy Nov 15, 08
    Imo Jigglypuff is a little pink pervert. Always creeped me out XD
    • 0
      Jaw Knee Nov 16, 08
      Dude, if you had Jigglypuff and really strong set of earplugs, you could rape people so easily. Think of the possibilities.
    • 0
      Dark Arcanine Nov 29, 08
      He makes me think of marshmallows myself. D:
  • 1
    Avalith Nov 15, 08
    He's got a point with Girafarig, though I found it even funnier he was trying to bring logic into a Nintendo game.
    • 0
      Final Blade Nov 15, 08
      Even though Girafarig other head is part of his Tail. Its not coming out of his ass. Also I like all those Pokemon. Everyone has their unique abilities. I would rather him choose Unknown since all they can usually do is hidden power. And Christ there's 26 different versions of them(to the alphabet).

      Jynx is ice and Physic though.
      • 0
        Spurs_Rule_And_Rock Dec 31, 08
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        Final Blade

        Its not coming out of his ass

        Oh really? I beg to differ.
  • 0
    Hera Nov 15, 08
    I understant Probass and Jynx, but why Smergle?
    • 0
      Dark Arcanine Nov 29, 08
      Did you read the Smeargle section of the article? It's because of the "disgusting tail", though personally I just think Smeargle is freaky altogether.
      • 0
        Spurs_Rule_And_Rock Dec 30, 08
        Smeargles tail is it's paintbrush. It's a creative type of pokemon. It likes to paint.
  • 0
    Revenger of Wastelan Nov 15, 08
    Girafarig is kinda cute.
    Jynx must be the worst pokemon ever.
    • 0
      Alvaroduck Nov 16, 08
      The level 96 Jynx I had on Silver is one of the best Pokemon I've ever had.

      Shame my cartridge died.
      • 0
        Spurs_Rule_And_Rock Dec 30, 08
        Lol. I had silver once. I had about 8 lvl 100s. Then i lost the game at my bro's swimming lesson. I got crystal in replacement, and also got about 8 lvl 100's THEN LOST AT THE SAME DAMNED PLACE.
    • 0
      Dark Arcanine Nov 29, 08
      Jynx is cuter than Girafarig tbh.
  • 0
    BANDITO ATTACK Nov 15, 08
    they are dorks and grimer is awesome.
  • 1
    Killosity Nov 15, 08
    Fantastic article and a little different from the normal lol.

    Damn Jynx scares me
  • 0
    StewieRox11* Nov 16, 08
    Combee should NOT be up there, his evolution is spectacular.

    What would Jynx do in this game anyway? Shoot ice around the field to BLOCK, NOT HELP YOU GET AROUND?
    • 0
      Dark Arcanine Nov 29, 08
      Her evolution, since a male Combee can't evolve!

      Jynx is half Psychic...
  • 0
    tallteen86 Nov 16, 08
    I LOLed at a few of these, even if I saw some parts coming (like how Loudred's ears = speakers. I wondered how that would work).

    Meh, I like trying to rationalize illogical things. It stimulates the mind, at the same time as confounding it.
  • 0
    kspiess Nov 17, 08
    I'm still waiting for Pokemon Orange Cubic Zirconium Edition II.
  • 0
    WonderMailer Nov 21, 08
    Wow. That article was hilarious. Just too damn funny. Had me loling the whole way through, well, almost, after smeargle it lost it's comedic touch.
  • 0
    Pokeman Master Dec 6, 08
    lol this is funny. and combee's evo is not that spectacular
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    Spurs_Rule_And_Rock Dec 31, 08
    A collection of pokemon, you don't want to catch! Well, not that you don't want to, just that, well, you won't catch.


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