Jack DeVries is a self-proclaimed Pokemon maniac. He's not ashamed to admit he plays "alternate world" in his bedroom. In fact, he even bought a cook book just because it had "poke" on it.

This craziness lead him to the creating of a blog for all things Pokemon themed which are just really weird, odd or just shouldn't be done.

Read on to see how you can eat, fish, read, smell, touch, ride and jump around inside Pokemon!

I generally purchase anything that starts with "Poke," which led to my inadvertent purchase of a Poke Cookbook. As it turns out, it's about making traditional Hawaiian dishes from raw seafood, and did not feature a good recipe for Buneary Stew. Needless to say I was disappointed, and it caused me to re-evaluate my compulsion for everything in my life to be about Pokemon.

I've seen a lot of things that were needlessly Pokemon themed - ceiling fan chains, clothes hangers, tissue dispensers - but these items pale in comparison to the ones below. It's not just that the following items don't need to be Pokemon themed, it's that they become absolutely ridiculous because of it.

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