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Cliffy B Saves Games Journalism: Why So Serious?

December 07, 2008 in Blog comments 10

Apparently, only one man can save Games Journalism from it's self: Cliffy B. Like a chainsaw to the head, the Cliffster cuts to the center of the problem. This Cliff pastiche offers ten steps for game journos and fan to be less self-serious and more Friggin' Stoked about games!

How did I, Cliff Blezinski, become CliffyB? Kitchen-squats. And when Cliffy B didn’t bed a dozen women a night, what’d he do? Juiced pheromones out of dominant apes and slurped them like a friggin Diet Soda. Now, Cliffy B's going to save game journalism!
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  • 2
    Salvador_Dog Dec 7, 08
    why the *bleep* are we listening to Cliffy B?!? yea he made Gears but you don't hear Hideo Kojima giving speeches about journalism.

    Enough about Cliffy B.
    • 0
      Storm Dec 7, 08
      Cliffy does this because he can do this.

      By the way:
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      (Obviously, this was in no way written by Cliff Blezinski, nor does it represent his opinion.)
      • 2
        Salvador_Dog Dec 7, 08
        i know...i just like making fun of Cliffy
        • 2
          Storm Dec 7, 08
          Oh...that's what you call making fun of someone?
        • 0
          Salvador_Dog Dec 8, 08
          WTF?!?! when did i write this?

          well i guess it stays, i was gonna say how i'm pissed that his name is everywhere, but since the whole "making fun of" thing got thumbs i won't argue
  • 0
    Final Blade Dec 7, 08
    Yes, we love you Cliffy.
  • 1
    Killosity Dec 7, 08
    Cliffy B rules! Plus the Lancer = #1 weapon ever IMO.
  • 0
    Newcloud Dec 7, 08
    that picture of him is so stupid
    • 0
      Zero and X Dec 8, 08
      I think its the hair......
      • 0
        Final Blade Dec 8, 08
        I dunno, his facial expression looks just as stupid.

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