Eidos recent announced it came up $20 million short on its predictions for Tomb Raider: Underworld, and was left talking to its lenders with cap in hand.

Today the games giant in looking at Lara Croft with a critical eye, and has suggested she might need a 'female friendly' makeover to recapture her fans. Here are Pocket Gamers suggestions for way Eidos could update Ms. Croft.

Eidos is looking to make Lara Croft more 'female friendly', and if there's one thing females invariably adore it's Pride & Prejudice, Jane Austen's smouldering story of sisters who want to marry rich men so that they don't have to work for a living.

So, the Lara Croft of the future could be a woman who runs around the countryside killing bandits, getting married, working in a bar, and farting for laughs until she accumulates enough fame to marry a gentleman.
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    PacoDG Jan 12, 09
    The overuse of that same picture of Lara doing a flip pose in that article is too damn funny.
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    ShadowJ Jan 12, 09
    lol

    Yeah I have a feeling they will give Lara a darker past. There's always been a few unanswered questions both in the games and movies...not a big fan of Lara myself but hey she was created in my home town so got to cheer the lads on XD
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    kspiess Jan 12, 09
    It's so funny that Eidos thinks it can get another 20 million in sales by re-doing Lara's image.

    I can't believe it didn't occur to them that they might sell more copies of the game... if it was more fun, and wasn't just a re-hash of all the other Tomb Raider games.

    And Lara doesn't need a new image. In fact if they hired a full-time breast physics modeller and Lara's character spent the entire dumb next game in a bathing suit, I'm sure sales would go up at least 10%.
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    Linkin Park Fan* Jan 12, 09
    Haha laras edge. I think that will satisfy people complaining about faith not having big breast.
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    GLDarthziggy Jan 13, 09
    Very funny article. Good job taking a "serious" gaming subject and injecting a bit of humor.
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    The Omega Jan 13, 09
    Have her as topless for an entire game. Sales boost
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    DragonMaster Dyne Jan 13, 09
    Man. That girl portraying Lara Craft in the image above is friggin smokin. Hot damn.
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      Linkin Park Fan* Jan 13, 09
      Alisson caroll I believe is her name.

      I always get her mixed up with the girl in my avi, her name is allison sudol

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