SlapStic.com presents the first in an article series that is meant to be a humorous Left 4 Dead game dairy that leads through the epic No Mercy campaign.

The rain is coming down harder than a drunken guy hanging from a greased up light pole, but our luck isn't all bad; there are guns, a massive pile of ammo, and health packs lying conveniently on a table in front of us. One would think that the odds of someone leaving all their crap on their roof would be fairly low, but I'm never one to look a gift horse in the mouth. It’s actually quite rare for me to examine the dental hygiene of any farm animal, but that’s beside the point.
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    Chiggins Feb 9, 09
    I didn't bother to read the entire article, but thats golden right there.
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    Seeker X Feb 9, 09
    Not bad, probably would've been funnier if you made a scenario where you had played with other people. Though it would probably turn the whole narrative into a dialogue.
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    Anubis Feb 9, 09
    That's some good fun alright.

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