This humourous article from Destructoid takes a close second look at some of the video game characters out there today just wandering around looking for sex offenses to commit!

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It is unfortunate that in the real world, there are certain types of people who just look like sex offenders. Whether they are or not. Peter Jackson, for example, wouldn't look out of place with his trousers round his ankles, running through a nursery and being sick all over himself. Same goes for Geoffrey out of Rainbow. There are certain people that, should it come to light that they've been arrested for some hideous sexual misdemeanor, we wouldn't be surprised. This is why it's so easy for kids to claim that their dads touched them, even though most of them are definitely lying.

Videogame characters are no different, and as character models become more realistic and believable in mimicry of their human masters, it stands to reason that they too will resemble sex pests of all shapes and sizes. In the mean time, and to prepare us all for this depressing eventuality, we have compiled a list of videogame characters that look like sex offenders.

Note for younger readers: Remember that accusing your parent or carer of such activities is irresponsible and incredibly hurtful, not to mention the damage it can do to their careers and/or future relationships. Nevertheless, threatening to tell social services that your dad touched you is a good way of getting free stuff out of him, so exploit adults fears of irreversible social exclusion every chance you get, kids!

chautemoc via destructoid.com »