GameObserver is roasting four of the worst video game movies ever made. In the last three weeks the site covered "Mario Bros.", "Bloodrayne" and "Doom", now "Dead or Alive" is getting a thrashing.

The Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon/Matrix effects are so bad that the only way they could get worse is if you could hear the cameraman snoring (they must have digitally cut that out). And who doesn’t tire of seeing the camera cut away from a blow right before it hits because the actress delivering the blow is too weak to knock down a house of cards, let alone perform a believable roundhouse kick.

psxmeup via gameobserver.com »