I thought of writing up an article about this to explain pretty much how annoyed I've become by this character while I played the game. Now it may come as a surprise to some since the character I'm talking about is Rico from Killzone 2.

I thought Navi from Zelda was annoying until this dude who is obviously on juice is just the icing on the cake.

Reasons why Rico is annoying:

1. Roids. He's so large that he blocks you a lot of the time and I find myself trying to melee him to get out of the way rather than kill my enemies.

2. Spends most of his time on the ground rather than helping you out.

3. When he's down on the ground he actually has the decency to say "Help me, mother *bleep*er!" or "Sev, get me the *bleep* up!"

4. When you reach the last level in Visari's palace and realise he's not doing anything at all.

I hope this muscle head die's in the first 10 minutes of Killzone 3.

ITANI