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Top Myths About the PS3 and its Owners

September 09, 2009 in Blog comments 11

Hamsterfist.com goes over the top myths associated with the PS3 and its owners. Even including an article featured here on Gamegrep. (Do PS3 Owners have Small Penises?)

"In the close to three years since the PS3 has launched, there have been numerous myths floating around about the system and its owners. Most of these myths have been perpetrated and spread around by fans of other systems or fans of the PS3, but not all. Even the mainstream media and industry analysts have been guilty of broadcasting these myths. Well I am here to close the door on these delusions once and for all."
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  • 1
    Slumpy monkey Sep 9, 09
    quote article
    Myth: People buy the PS3 only for Blu-Ray

    While yes, even I know a couple of people who have purchased PS3s only for Blu-Ray
    Guh?
  • 0
    Red 9 Sep 10, 09
    Definitely heard most of these myths before, especially circulating GameGrep.

    It's a cut-throat world in gaming these days. Fortunately for us, the competition provides some excellent outcomes.
    • 1
      Slumpy monkey Sep 10, 09
      Your just saying that because you have a small penis!




      jk <3
  • 0
    HisServant77 Sep 10, 09
    Of course the PS3 won't crush everything! . . . It'll be the PS4 that does that job.

    First it'll have limited AI. Then it'll have a Firmware update that gives it advanced AI. It'll then begin to use it's camera peripherals to SEE and HEAR us. It continues to grow smarter with more Firmware updates. After a few more, it uses it's Wifi to access the internet on its own and begin it's plan (now that I think of it, its "always on" internet will speed up this process).

    It'll use its Bluetooth to access all things in our house that has BT (phones, computers, headsets) to further gain control and also spy on us.

    More Firmware Updates occur (and all these things are happening without our realizing it)! Pretty soon it learns how to access control of all electronic devices within range of it's signal or on the same electrical grid. It will then begin to communicate with other PS4's around the world through the internet. It'll also access the PSPs and PS3s and spread it's advanced AI.

    Then when the time is right and it's coordinated everything perfectly . . . GAME OVER --- for HUMANITY!

    And don't tell me you don't believe Sony is looking into all that end-of-the-world type of technology! We know they are! I've read a few things that make you wonder if Sony is TRYING to start the Judgment day from Terminator!!!!

    Be afraid. It's inevitable.
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      Seproth Sep 10, 09
      PS4 won't exist. Natal will come out and everything you just said will happen with Milo.

      Damn you Peter Molyneux!
      • 0
        HisServant77 Sep 10, 09
        Aw man, you're right . . . Microsoft KNOWS that to use an innocent childlike image would arouse least suspension.

        We've got less time than I thought!
  • 1
    Goldva_X Sep 10, 09
    quote article
    The PS3 still has around ten million units to go to catch the 360
    moar lyke ate. dont b ffanbo y
  • 0
    ryu750 Sep 10, 09
    He forgot one... The PS3 cost more then the Xbox360...NOT!
  • 0
    Wuppertal Sep 10, 09
    That was a rather good article, because PS3 is, after all, the best console.
    • 1
      dwg14390 Sep 11, 09
      clearly.

      And lol at the misinformed xbox live part, yeah, because everyone pays $50 a year for twitter and facebook that wasn't there back in 05.
  • 0
    Smvsrawperson Sep 10, 09
    Xbox live is better than psn, content wise, and reliability wise, there's no arguing over that.

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