I go on a rampage tearing down all the loved games of this fall. None of them have lived up to the standard I believed they should of, and frankly have shaken my interest in the hobby.

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"I can hear what you are saying to yourself right now, and your cheetos are in the second drawer. (Underneath where you keep your silverware.) That's not what you are thinking? Oh. You are questioning my title with outrage and anger. "Why Hamsterfist you are crazy!" There are plenty of great games released this fall, none of which are disappointing. Now who's the lunatic? You, my dear reader are. But the advertisers and game developers thank you for rushing to the defense of such dreck."
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  • 12
    Red 9* Nov 20, 09
    Is this another case of being a rebel for the sake of being a rebel?
    • 8
      Bale Fire Nov 20, 09
      Almost definitely. The fact that half the games he bashes either aren't out yet or he admits to not having touched them makes this flame bait, plain and simple.
    • 9
      Slumpy monkey* Nov 20, 09
      Yeah pretty much a retarded article.

      Edit- Just finished reading it, Here are some gold quotes.

      quote retarded article
      . Now I will admit I did not get to play this ‘gem’, but I KNOW I did not miss anything. Hated Halo 3, hate the Halo community and will hate this game.
      quote ^^
      Uncharted 2 – This title continues what is plaguing Sony’s games this year. Beautiful, gorgeous graphics. Lush environments, solid game play. Sounds great doesn’t it? Well it could also be called boring, run of the mill, same old stuff, rip off.
      quote loser writer
      Ok, so I have not played the full game. Got into the demo though
      The guy who wrote this is a *bleep*ing retard. Seriously hammerfist? First you start posting shit about "why we should respect small sites" like the shitty one you run and then produce this kind of crap. I'm not reading any of your retarded articles again.
    • 4
      Tiger of Wu Nov 20, 09
      No. It's a case him thinking every game coming out was going to be up to the standards of legends and him turning into a petty little bitch when he finds out they're not all the greatest games ever.

      Here's a tip moron; DON'T GET SUCKED INTO THE *bleep*ING HYPE AND THEN GET PISSY AFTERWARDS.

      People wonder why the world hates gamers

      Edit: Wow, he actually didn't even play some of them... maybe there's more flame bait than I give credit for... oh look, it's hamsterfist as well. That explains a lot.
  • 0
    Gamesta100 Nov 20, 09
    Someones comment says "Haze MW2."

    Now I have no interest in MW2 but there can't be any way in hell that Haze beats MW2.
  • 8
    Existence Nov 20, 09
    Maybe this guy should give up gaming. All those games he listed almost cover every genre of the gaming, and if he didn't like any of them, it sounds like hes wasting his time playing games.

    Go watch Twilight or something.
  • 3
    BANDITO ATTACK Nov 20, 09
    you forgot to mention borderlands, and how you somehow can't stand it, but you play it anyway - but that doesn't mean you like it, because that would make you not a *bleep*.

    also batman. if you're going to act like you hate everything for the sake of controversy, at least make sure you get all of the really popular stuff down.
  • 3
    Insanity Prevails Nov 20, 09
    quote
    At least the ones I have had the ‘pleasure’ to play this fall
    Which included two titles that aren't released yet?

    The impression I got from the article is that the author wanted to take a shit on every game in recent memory, included ones not yet released. The only surprise about it was that Demon Souls wasn't equally trashed.
    • 0
      ZL Nov 21, 09
      That's cause Demon's Souls is an awesome game.
  • 2
    Curt Connors* Nov 20, 09
    Guy's a dimwit, no question.
    • 6
      Seproth Nov 20, 09
      quote Hammerfist
      and frankly have shaken my interest in the hobby.
      Good. Go. Ain't nobody gonna miss you.
  • 1
    Dine_Agoti Nov 20, 09
    Well... at least he liked Demon's Souls... Lol.
  • 0
    reaver11 Nov 22, 09
    The guy lost credibility when he refered to our favorite tomb raider as "Laura".

    quote
    For those that do not know, I LOVED Left 4 Dead. So much I considered lubing up the little hole in the disc, and expressing my love in all kinds of unnatural ways.
    ...nuff said...
  • 2
    RabidChinaGirl* Nov 22, 09
    Interesting comments here. I'm not even going to bother clicking the link and give you any more traffic on top of what these guys have already contributed. You don't deserve it, not for this shit.
    • 1
      Seproth Nov 22, 09
      Exactly my thoughts. I gathered what I could from the comments. I'd rather not give him free traffic.
  • 2
    Fenrir Nov 22, 09
    I certainly have to agree with everybody. Firstly, how can you trash a game if it hasn't even come out yet? *facepalm*
    Second, don't begin whining about a game if you hopped into the hype train while expecting it to be the greatest game in history. It makes you a clear moron. And lastly, keep your opinions to yourself. Modern Warfare is not shit; you are.

    In short,

  • 0
    Shinobi_razor Nov 22, 09
    this guy needs to just stop playing games altogether. might even need to be shot in the head in fact.
  • 0
    Matt Player Of AC Nov 22, 09
    Nearly every game on that list is amazing. Demon Souls and Dragon Age are meh for me though

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