Collegenews.com have written a humorous article on why Uncharted 2 makes relationships and sex seem incredibly overrated.

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While the results of this formal comparison were inconclusive due to a lack of any kind of real research and an excess of wild speculation and conjecture, we were able to derive the following: playing Uncharted 2 sets such unrealistic standards for what orgasmic bliss is that even the most wild, deviant, lust-fueled sexual fantasies can not compare.

It’s been proven (albeit not scientifically) that the first three Indiana Jones movies, when watched consecutively without interruption, is easily better than anything else in the world. Except maybe, arguably, the first three Star Wars movies. Even the most mind-blowing, earth shattering sex has trouble rivaling six hours of watching Han Solo run around beating up Nazis, teaming up with ethnic sidekicks and overall being a giant badass while saving invaluable treasures from greedy assholes. Also, toss Sean Connery into the mix and you have the perfect recipe for obtaining nirvana that doesn’t involve lifetimes of reincarnation or ever being a morally righteous person.

Uncharted 2 is one battered fedora and leather bull whip from being the perfect Indiana Jones video game. It has car chases, sacred treasures, ancient curses, sexy love interests and a protagonist with the same bad-boy charisma that Harrison Ford had before movies like the aptly named Hollywood Homicide put a knife in his acting career. The big difference, though, is that while Indiana Jones is an exclusively visual experience, Uncharted 2 is an entirely interactive one.

The best analogy would be pornography. Porn is fun to watch, but sex is better because you are an actual participant in the act. Subsequently, if Indiana Jones is already better than sex, you can probably figure out just how many boxes of tissue you’ll need before you reach the end of Uncharted 2. Hint: it’s a lot.

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