Girlfriends. The villains of our gaming desires. Too often making us choose between them and our gaming needs. It’s never an easy choice, one wrong word could mean disaster! So what is a gamer to do in this situation? Relax! Explicit Gamer is here to help!

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    Hideo1 Feb 22, 10
    How about you get a girlfriend who isn't a bitch and/or give her the time of day instead of being a shit boyfriend?

    Generally couples who aren't stupid and who do genuinely like each other don't have these types of arguments.
    • 0
      Zero and X Feb 23, 10
      Hideo1, you speak the truth!
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      Gamesta100 Feb 23, 10
      What you said reminds me of a stupid gaming add in a mag where the guys hot gf in sexy lingere wants some loving and the guy brushes her off to continue playing video games.
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      King X2 Feb 23, 10
      I totally agree, man.

      If a guy has problems like this, he shouldn't even have a girlfriend in the first place. Putting *bleep*ing games before your girlfriend is immature and incredibly rude.
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    RabidChinaGirl Feb 22, 10
    ... I.. cannot believe... someone actually wrote this...
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    redneonfish Feb 22, 10
    Haha. I love the intro. It's a very easy choice. Flesh is better, and always will be better than pixels.
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    dwg14390 Feb 22, 10
    1) Play games around a schedule that doesn't interfere with your personal life.

    2) Find a girlfriend that wasn't spawned by Jack Thompson, or a girl from the 21 Century.

    Do these 2 steps, and your reward shall come.

    Oh wait forgive me, this site simply wanted more hits, carry on then.
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      Hideo1 Feb 22, 10
      Don't play games around a schedule. Just don't blow anything off to play 'em, and don't go overboard. Sometimes you just don't feel like it, so scheduling it can just butt*bleep* the entire process.
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        dwg14390 Feb 22, 10
        I agree, I probably should have wrote, don't let it interfere with your relationship. Unless your GF is a total bitch...
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          Hideo1 Feb 22, 10
          In which case it's probably prudent to just get the hell out of there anyway

          Or use an energy sword on her. Either one.
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    ThreeTwoFiveSix Feb 22, 10
    I think this guy found his solution: 2D > 3D.
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    Aussie Legend Feb 23, 10
    The amount of cliches in that article are bordering on shameless.
  • 0
    Curt Connors Feb 23, 10
    Oh good, another crappy gaming site has come to spew its product over gamegrep. They seem to be breeding faster than rats
  • 0
    Ech0ez Feb 23, 10
    Articles like this make me ashamed to accoicate myself with gaming.

    Sometime I begin to think that the people who bag on gaming all the time really aren't that unjustified.
  • 0
    Typok Feb 23, 10
    Thanks for the comments! You guys make writing this article totally worth it!
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      dwg14390 Feb 23, 10
      Don't worry we enjoyed it.

      Next time though you should make your topic "Why Wii will dominate Natal in 2010"

      You don't really need any body/introduction or Conculsion or anything, the title should be more than enough to get the necessary hits you need.
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      Hideo1 Feb 23, 10
      Good to know. And you make the internet a little less worth existing.
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    Skyassassin Feb 28, 10
    Always put your girlfriend first before video games. She more important than virtual characters killing eachother and you never know you may get more enjoyment. But anyway if your addicted to video games don't bother getting a girlfriend.

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