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The God of War slurpee is god-awful

February 28, 2010 in Blog comments 13

To celebrate the release of God of War III, 7-Eleven decided to introduce a new "Wrath of Kratos" slurpee hoping it would be a fan favorite. With some effort, The Kartel was able to find out just how disgusting they were and most importantly uncover the flavor that knocked Kratos out of the races.

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  • 0
    Red 9 Feb 28, 10
    Well if it's a slurpee based off Kratos, then it probably tastes like sweat and blood. So yes, it would be god-awful...no pun intended.
  • 2
    ZL Feb 28, 10
    I love the chubby guy's face of disappointment.

    I'd buy it just to try it out whether it's good or not.
  • 3
    reaver11 Feb 28, 10
    I'd just buy them for the cups. They look cool
  • 0
    Bale Fire Feb 28, 10
    It makes me wonder whether anyone actually tried the slurpee before they shipped it out.
    • 0
      Skyexplorer Feb 28, 10
      quote Bale Fire
      It makes me wonder whether anyone actually tried the slurpee before they shipped it out.
      If they did they had some problems...or they just hoped someone would like it and buy a million of them to make some money

      It looks disgusting.
  • 0
    Dragoshi1 Feb 28, 10
    I just got a Coke flavored slurpee with the special game cups, like I did for Halo 3 and Brutal Legend(or was it guitar hero?)
  • 0
    blank_lady Feb 28, 10
    That looks disgusting... Hard to believe Sony was OK with this.
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    Sayyed Feb 28, 10
    I would have bought one if there is even a 7-11 in my state, just to get one of those cups.
  • 0
    ruledbysecrecy Feb 28, 10
    Where are the pictures of the cute girl who apparently wrote and submitted this article?
  • 0
    Paradox Feb 28, 10
    I'd buy one for the cup, to use at home.

    But seriously, they should have just put regular slurpees in god of war cups, not make a whole new flavor. Then bad things happen.
  • 0
    Ech0ez Feb 28, 10
    That's a slurpee? That certainly isn't what came to mind at first.
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    Paradox Mar 1, 10
    I think they should make a GoW drink Mountain Dew (like they did with WoW) that's a mixture of cherry and orange or something similar to that.

    Oh, and add some great picture of Kronos, any of the Titans, ect.
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    Dark Arcanine Mar 1, 10
    I wouldn't mind trying one of those, it's an interesting promotional idea.

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