The ESRB rating system does a good job of making sure games are rated appropriately. However it does seem like a few games slip through the cracks, and in the article attached, four games are hilariously covered and their salacious nature brought to light.

...just play a few hours into FF7 and you’ll see guys dressing up as girls, men who want to pay for sex (or just have them line up for him and then make creepy advances on them *ahem* Don Corneo - oh and did you know that ‘Don Corneo’ is Spanish for “Mister Horny”?) with women at a strip club slash brothel of some sorts (“Honeybee Inn”. Yes, really), and a woman who fights with…get this…a ROD.
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  • 3
    blackrosedelt Jun 10, 10
    personally i'm of the firm belief that games need more "salacious nature". It just makes them damn funny.
    • 1
      SaLBoYoNDeC Jun 10, 10
      quote blackrosedelt
      personally i'm of the firm belief that games need more "salacious nature". It just makes them damn funny.
      lol u got that right
  • 0
    Hideo1 Jun 10, 10
    Inb4 raging FF fanboys. "FF7 isn't a kids game "
    • 0
      blackrosedelt Jun 10, 10
      Eh, its rated teen. If you feel like getting pervy with a 13 year old, i'm sure chris hanson has a thing or two to talk to you about.
      • 0
        Hideo1 Jun 10, 10
        It's a Japanese game. Sexual morals can go *bleep* themselves as far as they're concerned
        • 0
          blackrosedelt Jun 10, 10
          .....are we allowed to watch?
        • 0
          Hideo1 Jun 10, 10
          It'll be on the internet somewhere.
  • 1
    Aussie Legend Jun 10, 10
    Don Corneo is such a pimp <3
  • 1
    SebKus Jun 10, 10
    How about those platforms that look like a dick pissing in Banjo and Kazooie? Hmm, hmm? Pretty adult thar, yeah? I know, I get mature, adult humor like that.

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