Mario threw a party last night. He named it after himself. Joystick Division learned five important lessons from Mario Party. Mario learned just one: never apologize for partying.

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    WhisperintheWind Aug 2, 11
    2.) Even if you are very competent, some things are just a matter of fate.

    Oh how true this is. XD XD Not a bad article. I laughed at most of it.

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