I think outside of the box to give you the most mind blowing, fantastical and awesome features I would love to see coming to an Xbox. These dream features would make it more than an Xbox… Oh, so much more….

“Straighteners, blah, blah, blah, Shoes, blah, blah, are you listening to me? blah, blah, blah, Your Tiny…” Sound familiar? Your girlfriend is talking to you about (insert girl talk regarding shoes or similar rubbish here) things and you want to play your story driven single player experience of a game, where every single line of dialogue counts towards the storyline. Assassins Creed, Mass Effect or even Halo: Reach can only be appreciated with this girlfriend mute feature. Hit your back button and your girlfriend will continue to move and be animated but with sheer and perfect silence. (Please note, I take no responsibility for this feature not being able to be reversed)

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