The U.S. Department of Electronic Entertainment has issued a Civil Unrest Warning for Black Friday, and urge all civilians to remain indoors and play Skyrim until further notice is given by local authorities. A recommendation of online sales has been given for gamers who have not prepared emergency gaming supplies.

The retail apocalypse of Black Friday is almost upon us, and the DoEE is issuing a Civil Unrest Warning for all retail establishments that deal in video games. Citizens are advised to stay at least 100 yards away from any Gamestop, Best Buy, or Toys R Us, and to remain at least five yards away from any Radio Shack location for the next 72 hours.

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