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The Mario Family as explained by Japanese 1st graders

February 21, 2008 in Blog comments 17

The English teacher of a Japanese school was teaching the students about family structure using Mario as an example, oddly when asked who Mario's brother was the first answer was Wario followed by Waluigi, and not long after Luigi Peach was called.
Hate to see evolution, will Wart will evolve into a Koopa and DK into a Ukiki?

According to my students, I learned the following:

1. Mini Koopa is Mario’s brother, stepbrother or cousin.
2. How height of someone is directly proportional to how old they are.
3. Mario’s father (or uncle) often kidnaps his own daughter (or niece).
4. It is up to Mario to constantly defeat his father (or uncle) to win the love of his sister.
5. Mario is possibly romantically involved with his sister.
6. Mario has an evil brother.
7. No one knows who Waluigi is, but he hangs out with the family at most parties.
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  • 0
    jmac353 Feb 22, 08
    Are they cute or stupid ?
    • 0
      Dragoshi1 Feb 22, 08
      They are, as the japanese say,"kawaii!" They are only kids,heck when I was like 5 I thought Crash Bandicoot was Spyro's brother
      • 0
        jmac353 Feb 22, 08
        I was joking of course. This was funny.
    • 0
      Remino52 Feb 23, 08
      I think they are funny and stupid.
  • 0
    Play ISDF Feb 22, 08
    I had a good laugh at that. Ah kids, they sometimes say the wackiest stuff.
    • 0
      Storm Feb 22, 08
      Haha, too true. I find these hilarious, a bit sick that they'd think of a brother being in love with his sister, though. xD
      • 1
        kik36 Feb 22, 08
        Yeah, that was a bit twisted wasn't it? LOL
  • 3
    Sonic Flash Feb 22, 08
    This would make a wicked Shakespeare play or Greek epic.
  • 1
    Mario_1 Feb 22, 08
    This doesn't make much sense... Except the creepy bits.
  • 0
    Zero and X Feb 22, 08
    Some japanese people think they're more intelligent than the rest of the world, simply for being japanese, I think this sets them down a notch.
  • 1
    Twisted Feb 22, 08
    quote
    3. Mario’s father (or uncle) often kidnaps his own daughter (or niece).
    4. It is up to Mario to constantly defeat his father (or uncle) to win the love of his sister.
    5. Mario is possibly romantically involved with his sister.
    I loled. A pedo of a father (or uncle).
  • 1
    Seproth Feb 22, 08
    Number 7 was amazing. I laughed for a while.
  • 0
    BANDITO ATTACK Feb 22, 08
    and where would wario fit into all this? :{
    • 0
      ali3n Feb 22, 08
      Browser is really Wario in disguise therefore he is the incestuous father/uncle.
  • 0
    SonicFire* Feb 23, 08
    come on its japan,they created mario[well nintendo did]but who doesnt know who mario is and his brother.kinda embarassing.
  • 0
    Alvaroduck Feb 23, 08
    "5. Mario is possibly romantically involved with his sister."

    Haha, I lol'd.
  • 0
    Zeon I Feb 26, 08
    Lol @ Mushroom Kingdom Incest. Lol @ King Koopa being Mario's Father. Lol @ Height. All the stuff that is listed is hillariously wrong, but they hit the Nail on the Head with Waluigi.

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