I thought this article was a good read, its week 40 from the Pokemusings and it discusses the lamest Pokemon of them all. Funnily enough there was no suprises for Quagsire and Sunflora. But they also put into the mix they had Entei and Pikachu which i thought was a laugh honestly. It's a funny read to see what they say. The cake was taken by the star of the show Pikachu.

We have tons of respect for the artists and designers that have worked on all the Pokemon games over the years. Coming up with new and exciting Pokemon is not easy, but the designers have managed to keep things fresh with most of the 493 critters they've concocted. That said, there are a number of Pokemon that are just boring, banal, and redundant. This week's Pokemusings focuses on Pokemon that leave you with a profound sense of "meh."


Above: It's the Pillsbury Dough Pokemon.

Quagsire
Here's a Pokemon that's especially disappointing. When it starts off as Wooper, it's pretty cute, as most things with twigs sticking out of its head tend to be. Its Water/Ground typing gives it all kinds of potential as a combatant. When it evolves into Quagsire, it absolutely fails to live up to its potential, both in terms of looks and battling prowess.

While Quagsire looks like a jolly fellow, it also looks kind of like Godzilla's illegitimate child with the Pillsbury Dough Boy. That's more than a bit disturbing. Although it has high Special Defense and Hit Points, Quagsire is ultimately doomed by its speed (base 35!). Overall, it ends up being a poor man's Swampert. Any sound strategy you can pull off with a Quagsire can be executed exponentially better with a Swampert. It has better stats, a more diverse move pool, and actually looks kind of threatening
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  • 0
    Kazooieman Apr 13, 08
    If anything, Magikarp with it's main 1st move sucks! And how the hell is Entei up there? If anything oe of the balloon pokemon (drifblim etc.) should be up there! :X
    • 0
      StarJet Apr 13, 08
      OMG! Magikarp used SPLASH! ROTFLOL!
      Seriously, I've always wondered why they ever made a move like that. Has anyone ever got anything other than "But nothing happened"?
    • 0
      Blackfalcon Apr 13, 08
      But Magikarp is so bad, it's funny. That, and it transforms into one of the coolest Pokermons ever! Lol, ironic.
  • 0
    Shadow of Death Apr 13, 08
    Magikarp, while totally useless as it is, at least it evolves into an awesome Pokemon....

    Adding Entei was mostly a 'looks' complaint (especially considering it is a Legendary Pokemon), than an overall ability complaint. Though as far as Legendary Pokemon go, it isn't that great.

    There are tons of pokemon that are 'meh'....Mind you, while I have Pokemon Diamond, I haven't played it in ages, and I dunno how many of the newer pokemon I'm not aware of...
  • 0
    Twisted Apr 13, 08
    That wobofet dude from when I used to watch it as a kid seemed pretty lame, it seemed like it never did anything or was any use.
    • 0
      Zeon I Apr 13, 08
      The anime doesn't mean shit when it comes to Pokemon Metagame. Now in real battling, Wobbufett can RAPE. It's the only normal Pokemon that is considered to be an uber. It can trap it's foes on the field, and reflect all damage done to it back onto the opponent. And with it's High HP, it'll be on the field for a long time.
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    RikuNova27 Apr 13, 08
    Lol, I totally agree that Sunflora should be on the list. Her smile kinda annoys me.
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    Alvaroduck Apr 13, 08
    ^ However, Sunflora is far from unorginal or lame.
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    devil link Apr 13, 08
    Magikarp is useless until it evolves into Garydos but no ones like to waste their time switching pokemon so it gets my vote on the lamest pokemon of all time!
  • -2
    iLLmatic Apr 13, 08
    I think the lamest Pokemon is the one that comes out of that little red and white ball.
    • 1
      Storm Apr 13, 08
      Hmm, not all balls are red and white, though. xD
      • 1
        theundertakergonzo Apr 13, 08
        The great ball is blue though in the anime they only show pokeballs >.
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          theundertakergonzo Apr 13, 08
          The great ball is blue though in the anime they only show pokeballs =/
  • -2
    Bale Fire Apr 13, 08
    iLLmatic hit the nail on the head
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    sweetmclovin Apr 13, 08
    Magikarps Should be eaten raw lol
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    Shadow of Death Apr 13, 08
    Bah, Magikarp doesn't qualify for the list, solely because it can turn into Gyarados. What can the pokemon on this list turn into? Nothing (Not sure if Sunflora evolves, if it does, I doubt it is much good)....

    But by themselves (ignoring the Gyarados factor), yeah, Magikarp totally suck....I mean, they don't even learn to attack until level 15 was it? Splash doesn't count, since it doesn't do anything...It can't even harm a level 1 pokemon.

    Even the weaklings on the list could totally rape Magikarp >_>
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    Atsumi Apr 13, 08
    I can think of tons of Pokemon not as cool as Entei.

    As a matter of fact. Entei's cooler looking than Raikou (in my opinion).

    I was never a fan of the Poliwag line. Or Rattata and Raticate.
  • -1
    Guugley Apr 13, 08
    They're all lame, do we have to choose a lamest?
  • -1
    reaver11 Apr 13, 08
    All of them. They're so stupid its not even funny.
  • 0
    Jaw Breaker Apr 13, 08
    lol that smile on sunfloras face is creepy, and entei is a cat? i thought it was a dog. well out of 490 something pokemon there is bound to be a couple of lame ones
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    FFXFREAK Apr 13, 08
    Lmao, Quagsire is the child of Godzilla and the Pilsbury dough boy xD. Funny stuff. I agree with Quagsire, and Sunflora they're fugly. But Entei is cool =(!

    ~FFXFREAK
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    Final Blade Apr 14, 08
    I thought Smeagle was the worst pokemon, all he had was sketch and its not that useful imo.
    • -1
      StabWound Apr 14, 08
      ...

      Sketch lets you copy ANY attack in the game...
  • 1
    Synergized Apr 15, 08
    What's the point in this? They all can claim the number 1 spot as far as I'm concerned. Now picking the coolest Pokemon...that would be hard.
    • 0
      theundertakergonzo Apr 15, 08
      There'd be massive debate over the coolest pokemon i bet, everyone would have a different opinion but it'd all come down to what the author of the article thought. >.< Too much bias in that one.
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    Master Jynch Apr 15, 08
    I agree with Quagsire and Sunflora, but Entei looks pretty cool.

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