Decide which poorly pixelated polygon prostitute can say she is the true queen of the night. A humorous look at the ladies of the night of GTA, shining a new light on their scandalous activities.

Heroes, cities and decades change, but in the world of Grand Theft Auto, the hard-working hooker will forever remain. No matter what the year or console, we can always count on her to patrol our virtual streets.

Isn't it time, then, that this beloved gaming icon received the spotlight she deserves? And more importantly, isn't it fun to laugh at really cruddy last-gen graphics? We think so - which is why we've rounded up every prostitute we could find and pitted them against each other in a shamelessly shallow competition of "who's prettiest?" Or, as you'll soon see, "who looks the least like your high school gym teacher?"

Helping us judge these lovely-ish ladies is GamesRadar head honcho Stephen Pierce, a graduate of The London College of Fashion and our industry's acerbic answer to Simon Cowell. As for the images and quotes, thank Rockstar... and pray they have something more appealing planned for GTA IV.

Deathsythe via gamesradar.com »