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The 5 Movies Based on Videogames That Uwe Boll SHOULD Make!

May 08, 2008 in Blog comments 10

Uwe Boll is notorious for his butchering of videogame movies. He has taken some classic, and not so classic, games and made horrendous movies out of them. Maybe he is setting his sights a little too high with the quality of game he is basing his movies on.

Uwe Boll is known the world over as a destroyer of hopes and dreams when it comes to movies based on video games. He has directed, produced and butchered the movie versions of games such as: Dungeon Siege, Bloodrayne, House of the Dead, and Postal. He also has 4 more movies based on video games coming out in the next 2 years, including a movie based on the mind-blowing Far Cry. His destruction of videogame movie genre (if there really is one) is so complete, that whenever a new videogame movie is announced, all gamers cringe and hope that they don’t see involvement from Uwe Boll.
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    R1DDL3S May 8, 08
      I don't get the point of this news. Any givers?
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    Bale Fire* May 8, 08
    I think its a list of videogames that Uwe Boll is welcome to rather than messing up any good ones
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    Krunal May 8, 08
    ET is already a movie and a good one at that... I don't see how that list works if one of the games mentioned is a movie in itself...
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    Final Blade May 8, 08
    It works cause the game was an utter failure, like him. But maybe they should find a different game.

    However which Bloodrayne Movie did he make?
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      Sergeant JoKer May 9, 08
      Uwe has directed both the Bloodrayne movies and the one coming out soon also.
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        Final Blade May 10, 08
        I don't know about the others but the first one with Kristina Loken(i believe) was actually very enjoyable. Thats just me, since i liked the actors playing the parts.
        Haven't seen the other one so i can't say anything on it.
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    Deathman48 May 9, 08
    Hahaha, I lol'd at the Shaq Fu one because that game is seriously the worst game I've ever played on any console. There's no way even Uwe Boll could make a movie to be worse than that game.
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    Distortion May 9, 08
    Oh Uwe. You have made such a name for yourself that everyone loves.

    Can't wait to see how he screws the next one up.
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    S H E P E R D May 9, 08
    Should add 'Druuna: Morbis Gravis' to that list.
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    Chad May 10, 08
    I could see a Ninjabread Man (Wii) movie coming out. Haha, I think everyone would go and see that just for the giggles.

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