Are you concerned about the global escalation of possible world-wide, Armageddon type violence? Does the prospect of eating canned beans for the duration of a prolonged conflict get you down?

Nuclear war is always on the horizon... but there is no reason to be afraid anymore!

Vault-Tec is here to help.

Call 1-888-4VAULT-TEC and speak to a representative today! You don't have to live in fear anymore... a full and complete life awaits you in the safety of the Vaults. Reserve your space today!

(You can actually call that number... ! )

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  • 1
    Red 9* Jul 15, 08
    That's...interesting, to say the least. Any bearing on the game itself?
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      kspiess Jul 15, 08
      Did you call the number? You know everything I know.
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        Red 9* Jul 15, 08
        Nope, didn't call it. What happens if you do?
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    TurMoiL911 Jul 15, 08
    I'm afraid to call that number because I'm afraid that they'll Rick Roll me.
  • 0
    Gutter_Tech Jul 15, 08
    im doin' it im calling.......haha that was pretty amusing
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      Gutter_Tech Jul 15, 08
      its just a pre recorded message from vault tec.
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    Gillies2006 Jul 15, 08
    I wanted to call.. Until it said do not.. lol
    • 0
      Gillies2006 Jul 24, 08
      Oh wait it said you can I'm gonna
  • 0
    Marshal Loss Jul 15, 08
    Yeah, I have a phobia of rick rolling
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    Shadow of Death Jul 15, 08
    So, what does calling this number do?

    You could have elaborated on that, saved us a lot of trouble >_>
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    kspiess Jul 15, 08
    Saved you the trouble of dialing the number? I didn't want to ruin any surprise.
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      Shadow of Death Jul 15, 08
      Well, in my case, I can't hear very well, so whatever message they have, unless it is really clear somehow, would probably be mostly a garbled mess to me >_>

      Not to mention it isn't my phone to use (though I'm sure my Dad wouldn't mind lol)....
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    kspiess Jul 15, 08
    Well tallteen, your not missing too much. The call is worth a chuckle but it's not a knee-slapper or anything.

    Perhaps I'll post some audio from the phone.. let me see if I have the right cables around here...
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    cheatcodeman11 Jul 16, 08
    i am gonna call that # now!
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    Gillies2006 Jul 24, 08
    That was cool! lol don't worry you don't actually have to talk just listen

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