"If there's one thing Destructoid doesn't do enough of, it's the cataloging and rating of female body parts in a cynical bid to keep the virgins and date rapists interested. Fortunately, we plan to address that with a new series of articles that catalog and rate female body parts in a cynical bid to keep the virgins and date rapists interested. The hits will come flooding in.

So, arses. Everybody loves a good arse, unless they're proctologists who I feel wouldn't want to take their work ho..."

ThreeTwoFiveSix via www.destructoid.com »

Following Neoseeker's announcement last week of Majesco signing to digital distributor Good Old Games (GOG), bringing with them the classic Psychonauts, today they release Bloodrayne to the catalogue. Fans of vampires, attractive ladies and action probably shouldn't miss this one.

Bloodrayne goes for $6; its sequel will likely be released next week.

chautemoc via www.gog.com »

"What’s a “Bad Video Game Movies” list without the one and only, Uwe Boll (at least until some mad scientist clones him in a scary ass plot to destroy the world with shitty movies)? A much shorter list, that’s what. There is only one thing good about the man, and that is his ability to unite Xbots, StationPlayers, and Nintendophiles under one single banner of hate. Uwe Boll and game-to-movie adaptations go together about as well as Lindsay Lohan and food, and after watching Bloodrayne, I felt ..."

psxmeup via www.gameobserver.com »

"Orson Welles, Stanley Kubrick, Stephen Spielberg. Each of these men changed cinema in their own way. Welles showed us what a masterpiece truly is. Kubrick showed us that space could actually be boring, and Spielberg showed us how to destroy a franchise and a reputation in one fell swoop. If there is one man whom deserves to join these three directors in the annals of history, it is indeed Germany’s own Uwe Boll."

Stickguy259 via myonlinethoughts.wordpress.com »

"When it comes to the likes of Uwe Boll or Paul W.S. Anderson, a sound case can be argued for incompetence and a distinct lack of nounce after weighing up the terrible twosome’s respective movie portfolios, but writer Nicole LaPorte offers that videogame narratives are simply unable to sustain successful movie spin offs.

Comparing videogame movie adapatations against Hollywood creations reliant on the comic book world, LaPorte says that the "weak narratives" often found in videogames are un..."

mistermostyn via gaming.monstersandcritics.com »