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There's a Youtube video of Chaos Wars' English dub up, and you can see the time tested formula of amateur writer + "voice actors" from the office = hoooooorifying.
You can play the game with Japanese dub and English subs as well, so it's not damning - but still an amazing effort.
It gets good around the 5:10 mark, if you're impatient. Wait a little while longer, and you'll hear a guy who doesn't know how to pronounce 'summon'! Though the Salmon Gate sounds pretty interesting too."