Is this a rant or a review? With games like G.I. JOE: The Rise of Cobra, it can often be hard to tell the difference. Okay, so it's a pretty late review, but you don't expect us to spend our hard-earned money on a game like this, do you?

Blame PR reps and snail mail. Go, USPS!

Either way, have a look if you like. Might be amusing to read an account of another person's suffering.

RabidChinaGirl via www.neoseeker.com »

"The player is allowed to choose their favourite character for the majority of the levels, and each is distinctive in their attacks. However, with the limitation of not being able to move while shooting in place, it won’t take long for players to realise that two characters – Snake-Eyes and Shana “Scarlett” O’Hara – are considerably better than the rest of the team. With the majority of the game’s objectives based around navigating the length and breadth of the map presented on the Touch Scree..."

kevcothirtythree via www.electronictheatre.co.uk »