Microsoft's Halo has a big hero in big armor but here are some ways you never expected to see Master Chief as. Unless you thought about Master Chief a crime fighter, to Master Chief a drug user to a pimp!

websod via www.videogamepride.com »

A few hilarious satires of warning labels from some choice games going all the way back to the SNES and Genesis. If you are in the mood for a quick chuckle, check out some of the images.

Deathsythe via gamerpaper.com »

"Today is a special day for the majority of 360 gamers… today once again is Halo day. The day when some people stay up until the wee hours of the morning just to play their game first or for some of us more ’sane’ people (like me) who wake up at around 9am… they might make it down to store sometime during the daytime to pick their shiny new copy of Halo: ODST.

So with glee I downed my bowl of Kellogg’s Crunchy Nut breakfast cereal (get on this people, its good stuff) as quick as I could. ..."

XboxOZ360 via oxcgn.com »

"At a press event last night, Bungie's Joseph Staten teased that the Halo 3: ODST controller's cryptic text should provide some clues into the mysteries of New Mombasa (if he did his job correctly, he said). Since our ability to decipher Bungie's clues has always left something to be desired (what's a Master Chief?), we thought we'd take some close-ups and ask The Internet to give it a shot.

So, The Internet, tell us: what secrets does this controller hold? We'll scrub through your comments..."

McClubbin via www.joystiq.com »