"Two things I learned about Devin Hester this week: His singing makes Sanjaya sound like one of The Three Tenors, and despite all the rumors floating around, the Chicago return specialist will not be on the cover of Madden 08. Hear that? It's the loud sigh of relief from every Bears fan across the country who doesn't want to see "Anytime" turn into "Sometime" or "NoTime" by tearing his knee on the first return of the season due to the curse."