"Guess what ramps up the difficulty of any kart race? Ink sprayed into your flippin' eyes. Thanks, Blooper. Ever since those water levels of Super Mario Bros. we have really hated you and your unpredictable swimming stroke, flopping all around like you were caught on an invisible fishing line. And don't get us started on the knocked-up Bloopers that spit out little babies. Just keep your nasty ink off of the race track and out of our faces.

For as much as we appreciate the nearly impenetrab..."

User 'TubularGoldmine' on comedy/video website Funny or Die has posted something called the 'Mario Kart Love Song', and it's as lovely as it is amusing. Check it out through the source!

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1. Silent Hill
2. Raccoon City
3. Megaton
4. Bowser’s Castle
5. Rapture
6. Kvatch
7. Mallet Island
8. Saffron City
9. Jacinto
10. Liberty City

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1. Wario Ware: Smooth Moves
2. Monopoly
3. Mario Kart Series
4. Castle Crashers
5. Super Smash Bros. Series
6. Rock Band
7. Wii Sports

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"10. Track 2, Excitebike
9. World 8-4, Bowser's Final Castle, Super Mario Bros.
8. The Dark World, Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past
7. Hyrule, Legend of Zelda: The Ocarina of Time
6. Brinstar, Metroid
5. Katina, StarFox 64

4. Mario Kart Series, Rainbow Road


3. Super Mario Bros. 3, Giant Land


2. Bob-Omb Battlefield, Super Mario 64


1. Special Zone, Super Mario World
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"Mario Kart Double Dash for the Gamecube took up most of my college life. My papers and classes would always have to be put on hold while I played this game for a least 8 hours a day. To think of where I could be today if I spent all that time studying rather than playing Double Dash. Maybe my 3.4 average would have become a 3.9, but I don’t regret it for a second because I became a master of Double Dash that no one could beat. This accolade was far more important that the benefits of having a..."