"2P Start has a Patapon-inspired comic on their site, filled with puns (or as we call em, Pata-puns, get it?). It's a cute effort that managed to break through our cold, bitter hearts. Is that a smile that we're donning? How uncomfortable."

"Liquid's Hand
From: Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty
Sony Skill: Revolver Blast

Why?: Anyone who played Metal Gear Solid remembers how badass Revolver Ocelot was as he shot it up with Snake and twirled his pistols. However, when Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty showed up, we saw Revolver beaten by the most unexpected of foes -- Liquid Snake's hand. If those five digits have that kind of power, they need to be in this game. You'd select the hand as your fighter and then attach it to..."

"Patapons Battle to Your Beat!

Fierce Monsters and an evil army stand in the way of the brave Patapons. To regain their honor, this brave tribe will follow any command and face any enemy.

But can you keep the rhythm in the heat of battle?

Turn your PSP® system into a War Drum and lead the tribe in over 30 missions with your beat. Build an army and collect over 100 weapons and items.

The Patapons' destiny lies in your hands!

Exclusive Weapon on Demo!
Beat the demo and get a..."