"I was 12 when Pokemon Colosseum came out and I was incredibly excited. Pokemon was finally coming out on a console! I pre-ordered the game, got the bonus disc, and even bought a game guide. At first, it seemed great. There was this weird new setting and you even caught Pokemon differently, but after a few hours of play I became bored and grew to hate the game. I put it down and sold the game and the guide. But a few weeks ago I decided it deserved a second chance, so I picked it up for cheap ..."

lwelyk via insert-disc.com »

"But on to more important stuff. See, I hate reading. It's for pretentious jerks that think they're better than everyone. In fact, I don't even like writing. I use speak and spell software to dictate my articles to the computer. It takes six hours for a review but it's totally worth it.

The one exception to my hatred of reading is when I'm searching the internet for the latest and greatest Pokemon fanfictions. Nobody writes about the Pokemon universe better than 12-year-old girls."

Dark Arcanine via au.ds.ign.com »