"But on to more important stuff. See, I hate reading. It's for pretentious jerks that think they're better than everyone. In fact, I don't even like writing. I use speak and spell software to dictate my articles to the computer. It takes six hours for a review but it's totally worth it.

The one exception to my hatred of reading is when I'm searching the internet for the latest and greatest Pokemon fanfictions. Nobody writes about the Pokemon universe better than 12-year-old girls."

Dark Arcanine via au.ds.ign.com »

"Who doesn't love a good team-up? Batman and Robin! Artoo and Threepio! Peanut butter and chocolate! Some duos simply belong together. Unfortunately, the latest collaboration between Nintendo and Chunsoft brings together Pokémon and the Mystery Dungeon series for a team-up that's less steak and horseradish than Siegfried and Roy: They're together, and you kinda wish they weren't. But there's nothing you can do about it.

Pokémon Mystery Dungeon: Explorers of Time and Darkness is actually the..."

SSJ3 Trunks via www.1up.com »