"If you're married make sure your wife isn't in the same room with you, otherwise you could be sleeping on the couch for the next couple of weeks. If you have a girlfriend it would be best if she weren't with you while checking out these trailers, otherwise you might not getting any late night "snacks" for about a month. And if you're not old enough to close your bedroom door, you probably aren't old enough to be watching these trailers. But for the mature minded youth, you better not let your..."

"1. In-Mission Checkpoints
2. Cars are actually fun to drive
3. Weapons are far more varied and awesome
4. You can be a cockney bastard
5. Real customization
6. Lots more to do
7. Superior multiplayer
8. It looks better
9. It's much funnier
10. It's not ashamed of its own stupidity"