"1. Tanuki Mario
2. Metal Mario
3. Fire Mario
4. Hammer Mario
5. Dr. Mario
6. Eco Mario
7. Frog Mario
8. Cape Mario"

"If you have a thing for the grim and morbid, then you'll feel right at home as we've dug up 100 deaths of our beloved Mario. You should know, however, that these deaths do not make up every death Mario's succumbed to in the last 26 years. That would just be too much for us - the bereaved - to handle. Grab a hanky and enjoy."