Haven't seen the Tekken anime yet? Don't worry, you're not missing much. Youtube user theswitcher has put together some hilarious quotes from the dreadful Tekken anime...
"You may or may not be surprised by our list, but one thing is for sure the ladies from Dead or Alive are included. Check out our Top 10 and tell us what your top 10 is."
"Most classic video game heroes were grizzled and muscle bound dudes, at least until Samus Aran came along. Nintendo's hardcore bounty hunter crushed the notion that female characters couldn't compete with the steroid-using men in most adventure games, and when Tomb Raider's Lara Croft arrived, the following ladies achieved gender equality, thanks to their brains and combat skills."
"Slapstic.com, in their usual sardonic tone, has delivered a follow-up to their widely appreciated Top 100 Xbox 360 Games list! over the last week. With handfuls of both questionable and gratifying releases included, author Ryan Rigney decisively whips true-shape into that short phrase both the PR blurb and ourselves in the media are guilty of pigeonholing videogames with; genre."
"What? Valentines Day? Again?! Wasnt there one, like, just last year? Well, yeah, there actually was, but that doesnt mean you have to get all huffy about it. And it also doesnt mean that you have to put down your joystick (Ah hur, hur, hur, innuendo), just because your girlfriend/mistress/concubine wants to spend some quality time with you on February 14th. Recent studies, mostly ones I just made up, say that girls actually LIKE to play video games. Even better, many of them would actua..."
"Let the ire begin. I dont care what ANYBODY has to say, Killer Instinct is awesome. Let me count the many ways I love this game. Obviously, theres the combo system, which doesnt just border on being ridiculous. But theres so much more to it than just the combos."
"Cleveland-born Little is responsible for the likes of Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers, Marked for Death (Steven Seagal), Free Willy 2, Anacondas 2, and Murder at 1600 (Wesley Snipes). In recent years, Little has carved a niche in TV, helming episodes of Millennium, The Practice, 24, Prison Break, and Bones."
"Last week IGN reported that the latest issue of Japanese rag Famitsu revealed that Tekken 5: Dark Resurrection would be updated with online components. Today Namco Bandai confirmed this news to be true for gamers in the U.S., as well, and clarified the various new features to be injected into the fighting game.
For the first time in Tekken's history the game will be playable online. Several new modes are being added to the game: Opti Match, Quick Match, Custom Match, and Friend Match. Whil..."
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