"Hello chart-fappers! It's Wednesday and time to cast our beady, numerically-fixated eyes over this weeks official UK Chart Track full-price videogames top 20! We know we're a day late, but it's been so nice outside, we thought we'd give you time to work on that tan, expose your thighs and dribble ice cream down your favourite t-shirt. We're thoughtful like that.

Anyway, while you were gone, those mighty Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles high-kicked and karate-chopped their way up from last week..."