"You’re standing in a dank dungeon, looking for a door that doesn’t exist. The lights flicker, and you hear the raging scream of a distant enemy. Flump, flump – the steps are getting closer. Arming yourself with your favourite weapon, you peer around a corner in the low light and you see him: the Big Daddy. By this time in the game, you have crossed over a mysterious threshold – your brain has mapped itself into the undersea world of Rapture and all you care about is saving your own sk..."
"Fast-forward (or stage-skip) to 1982, when Caballero Control Corporation lost sway over horse-donged porn superstar John Holmes as he served trial for the Wonderland murders. One way in which the company stayed afloat was by moving into interactive smut, providing Atari gamers with a priapistic George Custer and a host of troubling Colonial rape fantasies in the form of the infamous Custer's Revenge. That same potential, flooded with the blood of commerce and culture, stood poised for a push ..."
"Mastertronic has announced the release of three new compilation sets- Tomb Raider: The Greatest Raids, the Thief – The Complete Collection previously revealed by your very own Electronic Theatre, and Commandos Complete, bringing together your favourite classics in one exciting package."
"When quizzed on the possibility of more support for social networks and iPhone releases, Livingstone simply replied with a reinforcement of Eidos’ commitment to “exploring all platforms”, and creating “platform specific experiences”. He then denied a seemingly left field question about Rocksteady acquiring the Hitman licence, stating that it was “absolutely not true”, and “pure speculation”. Given that IO Interactive retains the development rights to the franchise, Electroni..."
"A source added: "Angie isn't a fan of the Transformers films and believes Megan won't do the Lara Croft character justice. She's also annoyed because she thinks Megan copies everything from her, from her tattoos to her style."
Ouch.
And Angelina isn't going to take it lying down - she is using her industry "experience" to launch a counter-attack.
It is rumoured she is working on a new all-action project which she hopes will challenge Meg's Tomb Raider effort."
Edge Magazine has produced probably one of the best ways to get a person to subscribe to a print magazine again... have an incentive being you get this bad ass "Pixel Poster" .. click "Go to source" to see what the image is and attempt to find every single video game included (I assure you.. it is too many, especially with the image being sized down). For the love of all that is holy, somebody please share in the comments the full size image!
Lara Croft and the Tomb Raider series has come a long way since the original. One "noticeable" change is Lara Croft's chest. Over time it's had reductions and enlargements, oddities and perfections.
Gareth Seiler of lazygamer.co brings you the timeline of Lara Croft's chest!
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