In a recent interview with FunnyCrave, game-to-movie director Uwe Boll discussed his verbal fight with Michael Bay, what he thinks of actress Megan Fox, and how he would have changed the Alone in the Dark movie. His answers are...kinda douchey.

FC: You had a verbal fight with director Michael Bay a while back and I loved how in Bay’s response he tries to make fun of you because you called him a *bleep*ing retard and he took issue with the word “retard” despite having directed Transformers 2 which, by all accounts, was *bleep*ing retarded. Is it frustrating that a director like Bay, who the internet also heaps hate upon and who makes awful, terrible movies like Transformers 2 seems to still have this support system and an endless pit of money to work with, while you get even more criticism but have less industry backing?

UB: Absolutely. I don’t get it how directors of the studio system still get $150 million budgets even if they go nonstop over budget with their movies.

FC: Could you get Megan Fox to appear naked in a movie?

UB: I don’t know. She looks like a bitch so why she shouldn’t do it?

FC: Alone in the Dark is famous for the casting of Tara Reid as an archeologist and if I recall correctly, you lament in the DVD extras that she never showed her boobs on camera. Did you see them after the surgery she had and if so, would you have wanted them in the movie looking like that?

UB: I think Tara with her big boobies naked in ALONE would sell.

Miss Razz via funnycrave.com »