Distortion

Last seen online May 28, 2010 looking in the mirror.

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Nintendo apologizes for calling its customers "geeks... June 14, 2008
"People sure are sensitive aren't they?"
 
What if Rocky Balboa trained with Wii Fit... June 14, 2008
"Rocky's too badass to train with WiiShit."
 
Gamers vote Wii Fit 'greater' than Metal Gear,... June 14, 2008
"OK, who's they poll? Stay-at-home moms? 11-year-olds? Get a better pool next time, man."
 
Top 5 Worst JRPG Character Names Of All Time... June 15, 2008
"Agreed with Cait Sith. It doesn't help that you can barely see the cat. Everyone I know thought..."
 
The 10 worst games that men could get caught playing June 06, 2008
"The Sims 2 Yes, WiiFit hell no. You'll never see me using a what? A BALANCE BOARD? Honestly...."
 
GTA4 Beaten 100% Within 11 Hours. June 06, 2008
"I really get the feeling that this is the most enjoyment these people will ever get in their life..."