This is definitely a contender for weirdest story of the year: the (unofficial) Atari "Joydick" controller. It is exactly what you fear (or have been anticipating all these years) and more.

"Now even if you lose in the game, you can still be a winner in life" is its slogan.

No actual penises are in the video below, nevertheless we've marked it NSFW.

Here's a NSFW video about the Joydick, "a wearable haptic device for controlling video gameplay based on realtime male masturbation. Through the use of a carefully designed strap-on interface, the user’s penis is converted into a joystick capable of moving the character onscreen in all four cardinal directions. For games requiring the fire button, a separate ring can be worn which converts hand-strokes into button presses."

chautemoc via boingboing.net »