Spore Creature Creator is flooding the internet with all kinds of inappropriately shaped monsters. They range from genitalia to depicting sexual acts!

Any time you give human beings a vehicle of expression, they are liable to try to impress you...OR degenerate the medium to portraying the most primal acts and functions. Over the past few days, humanity has been using the Spore Creature Creator to flood Youtube with tons of penis monsters, booby monsters, and vagina monsters. There's videos of monsters (though technically the same monster) bumping uglies. Spore porn (Sporn?) is all over the internet. These people are the kids that made inappropriate phallic Play-Doh shapes in pre-school. Good job, guys. You've really made Will Wright look like a genius.
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    Cruxis Mana Jun 19, 08
    Word is that EA is now starting to ban people who make things like this
  • -4
    Zeek Jun 19, 08
    Yeah, I read something like this in another article, good thing EA is taking action and banning people!

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    Sonic Flash Jun 20, 08
    I created my phallicly-gifted reptile last night.
    > It wobbles when it walks
    > The inclusion of one of two items I added gave it the "Spit" ability.

    I laughed until I fell to the ground in tears.
  • 1
    black doom Jun 20, 08
    Creator Creator? How did that get passed the guards?
  • 1
    ali3n Jun 20, 08
    Sexually creative? So now making things look like a penis or a vagina is being sexually creative?

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