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Spore Creature Creator is flooding the internet with all kinds of inappropriately shaped monsters. They range from genitalia to depicting sexual acts!
Any time you give human beings a vehicle of expression, they are liable to try to impress you...OR degenerate the medium to portraying the most primal acts and functions. Over the past few days, humanity has been using the Spore Creature Creator to flood Youtube with tons of penis monsters, booby monsters, and vagina monsters. There's videos of monsters (though technically the same monster) bumping uglies. Spore porn (Sporn?) is all over the internet. These people are the kids that made inappropriate phallic Play-Doh shapes in pre-school. Good job, guys. You've really made Will Wright look like a genius.





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> It wobbles when it walks
> The inclusion of one of two items I added gave it the "Spit" ability.
I laughed until I fell to the ground in tears.
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