That was satire, that.

"Team DWiildo" has created an application which runs through the Wii to make the Wii remote vibrate, effectively turning it into the "Wiibrator." But just wait until you hear about the features being planned.

Oh Nintendo, you're not so innocent as we thought.

Team DWiildo suggests using the Wii remote jacket, for safety's sake, and instruct gamers to "Not try to use this with either the Wii Zapper or Wii Wheel peripherals."

There are four different "playing levels," in what is described as a "highly advanced technology demo." The team clearly have ideas for where the project is now going, mooting adding the ability to add a "stimulating" slideshow of images, USB webcam support and online chat functionality, as well as local multiplayer options to future versions.

Online multiplayer for up to 32 eager participants may also be coming soon. According to the info, "This would make it the first ever widely available tele-diIdonics."
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    Armed Rebel Jun 23, 08
    Finally, something to buy the Wii for!
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      Fatal Error Jun 23, 08
      I'd give thumbs up 11 times for that if I could.
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    Deathsythe Jun 23, 08
    Wow, every geek's fantasies are now coming true.

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    cjmnews Jun 23, 08
    Seems like vaporware to me.
  • 1
    Jak66 Jun 23, 08
    Okay.... Team Dwildo (Dildo) and Wiibrator (Vibrator)
    and using a jacket (Condom)

    What The *bleep*!? THis seems like it's some sorta joke
  • 1
    BANDITO ATTACK Jun 23, 08
    Team DWiildo

    i lolllllld loud @___@
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    lord of vice city Jun 23, 08
    hmmm, i dont think mothers are actually buying Wii's for their kids are they
  • 6
    kik36 Jun 23, 08
    Hmmmmm.....my fiance has been pushing hard for a wii too.....coincidence?! LMFAO
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    Final Blade Jun 23, 08


    This picture sums up this feature perfectly.

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    Zeon I Jun 23, 08
    Like I said, Wii is for everyone. Even for sick sex obsessed bastards who would turn the most Family Friendly System on the Market into a little sex box. About Time, shit.

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