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The 10 E3 Commandments

Tyranitar24 | July 10, 2008 | News | E3 2008 Misc 
Crispy Gamer has come up with a list of 10 commandments for E3. If you follow all of these commandments, the E3 gods will be sure to shine down on you for not sinning through the days of E3.
E3 has become a hellhole! Yes, you heard me, brothers and sisters. The gaming gods brought their wrath down on the booth babes and flashing lights of this modern day Sodom and Gomorrah two years ago. Last year, the gods were somewhat pleased with the redefined effort of the faithful, but there were still those who were confused on how to handle themselves.

Have you lost your way? Fear not, brothers and sisters, for we bring the Crispy congregation the dos and don'ts of E3. We hand down to you the 10 Commandments of E3 as seen by our staff in a vision in a burning weed.
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    Seproth | July 10, 2008 | reply
    A lot of people here have broken the number one rule already.
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    bbb7002004 | July 10, 2008 | reply
    1 and 10 were pretty good, the rest ranged from "meh" to "not funny at all."
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    Zeon I | July 11, 2008 | reply
    1 is meh, tbh. Everything good so far has been revealed and covered in 10 page articles in most decent Video Game Mags.

    Plus Squeenix, the people I was looking most forward two the most has the most lackluster E3 Line-Up I've seen in years. It's a kick to the balls.
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      Seproth | July 12, 2008 | reply
      I'm curious. How is it you know everything at E3?
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    Silver Mirror | July 11, 2008 | reply
    I have a commandmant for yah

    "Thou shall not make a E3 joke list which is half assed funny, thy shall be humerous or serious or neither"
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    Marshal Loss | July 12, 2008 | reply
    Lol@ "It was awesome!" photo. And of that fat guy, he he. Once again, an excellant article Beaver my friend!

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