A long time nerd and World of Warcraft addict, DestructoMaximo answers all our his readers World of Warcraft related questions. Sometimess seriously, and sometimes not so seriously.

Melissa asks, I think my boyfriend is addicted to the game World of Warcraft. How can I get him to stop playing that game and spend more time with me?

Dear Melissa there is a direct correlation between the amount of time that you are naked and the amount of time your boyfriend spends time with you. This is science. If he knows hanging out with you will eventually, at the end of the night, lead to a good ole' fashion romp in the hay I guarantee he will be raiding your dungeon more often. True WOW is digital crack cocaine, but you have boobs and no man will turn down a nice pair. So next time your beau is battling away on the intraweb, walk into the room completely naked, sit on his lap, and then f' his brains out. I think that will solve your problems. If not dump his loser ass, send me a photo and maybe we can talk.

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