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A Gamer Chick's Guide to Xbox Live

July 21, 2008 in News comments 24

How can female gamers best enjoy Xbox Live? What are some of the pitfalls chick gamers face on the ugliest online system around? Want to know how to have your gaming ability rated based on your skills and not on your breast size? Crazeelee takes us through some hilarious examples of what to expect if you combine the Xbox 360 with two chromosomes.

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  • 2
    kik36 Jul 21, 08
    Ummmmmm.......how many more times do we have to see this chick lick a controller?
    • 1
      Slumpy monkey Jul 21, 08
      As many times as possible

      *fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap*
    • 5
      Xenctuary Jul 21, 08
      She's not going to get much gaming done holding the controller like that.
      • -2
        Final Blade Jul 21, 08
        Definitely won't if she see's me.
        • 3
          Slumpy monkey Jul 21, 08
          Yeah because her eyes will be blinded by the ugliness.

          lolage. Jk
        • 0
          Final Blade Jul 24, 08
          Im not ugly Slumpy PM me for pics.
  • 0
    canderson Jul 21, 08
    Damnit, this picture again. XD
    I honestly don't see a big deal in topics involving female gamers. They're gamers just like everyone else.

    Edit: I hate the smiley I just used.
  • 2
    BANDITO ATTACK Jul 21, 08
    wimin dont belong on video games
    especially online
    end of
    • 0
      pooOBKp Jul 21, 08
      Well put, I would give you more thumbs if I could.
  • 1
    Seeker X Jul 21, 08
    After reading this...girl gamers (if they are out there) have earned my deepest sympathies.
    • 1
      RabidChinaGirl Jul 22, 08
      You have no idea. Driving games are the worst because I get really into them, and guys will constantly start chattering, trying to strike up pointless conversations or serenading me (I kid you not) because it's so gosh darn hilarious to them. I just wanna play! I'll talk to other gamers if they take me seriously, kthx.

      I think the most awesome thing that's happened to me on LIVE is being rated down by someone because I kept owning at Darkness multiplayer. Guys get away with the most deplorable behavior online, but when a female gamer wins, it's suddenly something to cry about?

      /facepalm
      • 0
        Gamesta100 Jul 22, 08
        I like women that can beat me at things, I find it attractive lol.I was playing Resistance and some girl (well at least her PSN name was hotchick) kicked my ass lol.
      • 1
        Seeker X Jul 22, 08
        Laughffle, you have to understand that a lot of guys run on their ego. A woman beating them hurts their fragile egos...especially if they're about 14 years old or around that range. That being said, I haven't seen a female gamer that's beaten my ass in an online game yet. I'd like to say that MAYBE there was in MGO but I'm pretty sure that 90% of the female characters I see online are guys.
        • 0
          Gamesta100 Jul 22, 08
          Yeah I know that most male ego's can't handle that lol.I actually am way more bothered if a guy is better than me.
  • 0
    Supernouva Jul 21, 08
    That pic is pretty hot. I've played with a bunch of chicks on Live, it's no big deal. It's just like your MSN convo only you're playing some game that's all.
  • 0
    kspiess Jul 22, 08
    That pic isn't as hot as the Jessica Chobot original.

    http://www.geocities.com/jezz2000au/psp-lick.jpg

    I love her.
    • 0
      Final Blade Jul 22, 08
      While you have a point, I have to say I loved both those girls.
  • 1
    RabidChinaGirl Jul 22, 08
    Why couldn't he have used the OTHER picture in the article? You know, the one of the gamer chick in front of her computer, going nuts? This picture is what the original author of the article is *against* if you read her piece.
  • 0
    Bale Fire* Jul 22, 08
    Whether your male or female doesn't matter to me, I pwn you all the same.
    • 0
      Supernouva Jul 23, 08
      You mean pwn? You're male, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO KNOW THIS STUFF!!!
  • 0
    Bale Fire* Jul 23, 08
    How do you know I'm male

    But seriously I don't use leet speak or whatever you call it, I prefer proper English thank you
  • 0
    Heretic Jul 23, 08
    I like to play with female players they make it more intresting they give the guys a distraction, so now we try even harder to win. Also a lil online sex wouldnt hurt XD
    • -1
      Slumpy monkey Jul 23, 08
      *FAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAP"
  • 1
    Heretic Jul 24, 08
    But seriouse you guys dont like playing with female gamers? O BTW that girls is freak hot XD

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