Paperboy and Ghosts n Goblins consistently gets bashed here on Old-Wizard. Just check out our top 20 worst video games of all time and you will be reminded. We not only dislike the games, but we dislike the heroes of those games for making the games even more painful to play. When thinking of weak heroes, The Paperboy from “Paperboy” and Arthur from “Ghosts n Goblins” come to mind. Who would win in fight between these two “heroes” though? This was a fun topic of conversation for us at Old-Wizard. These two characters would lose to all other characters except themselves. But for us, we had to pick the paperboy as being the stronger of the two. This probably seems ironic seeing that Arthur is supposed to be a medieval hero. How can he not beat out a kid paperboy?