Games We Love but Wish We Could Love Playing
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No doubt you have heard of the Oneechanbara games by now, though it's more likely that you know them as "those bikini zombie games". With a movie set for release in America and a Wii game on the way, the series is starting to gain some notoriety.
D3Publisher recently announced that a 360 Oneechanbara game is also in the works. Entitled Oneechanbara: Bikini Samurai Squad, you once again take the roles of scantily-clad bikini cowgirl Aya and schoolgirl Saki in order to take care of hoardes of not-so-friendly. Little else is known about the game at this point, but D3's official site mentions some rather ... questionable features of the game, including: "Go Deep Inside Aya and Saki" to "dive deeper into the Onechanbara experience". Indeed.
Who's going to notice a game with a title like "Onechanbara" on store shelves? But add a subtitle like "Bikini Samurai Squad" not forgetting imagery of said swimsuit sporting swordswomen and you have a chance. D3Publisher is taking a chance on the cult Xbox 360 import, which stars two sisters on a mission to battle zombie hordes ... while wearing next to nothing. A quick parsing of the game's page on D3's site returned the following words: "expose," "thrusting," "deep," "inside," and "desperate." Oh, and lest we forget the ability to check out the "super sexy" twins in the "exclusive dress-up mode." The game has yet to be rated by the ESRB, but surely it's E10+ fare, no? D3 hasn't set a release date for the game yet, but it's likely to debut early next year along with Onechanbara: Bikini Zombie Slayers for Wii.
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Great, just what we need in games, half-naked chicks fighting evil.
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